One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage.
Porsche Design Rado Roger Dubuis "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman.""What?" asks the guy."Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth.""What happened then?" asks the guy.